bbloodflowrs:

hi goths are allowed to pose on my grave when i die

m1tos1s:

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

actualmonster:

straightboyfriend:

mike’s hard bubble tea

Hell yeah

goblinbutch:

me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat

retroactivebakeries:

tilthat:

TIL that the Italian painter Raphael was often accompanied by fifty scholars daily; when Michangelo greeted him one day, he said “You walk surrounded by an entourage like a general,” and Raphael responded, “And you, you walk alone like an executioner.”

via reddit.com

what a pickup line

princezran:

the fact that transphobes can follow me without any sense of fear is unbelievable. this is not a transphobe/terf safezone absolutely fuck off

teaboot:

trans-aphrodite:

trans-aphrodite:

The plague doctors that the media has made really is the pinnacle of clothing. and its so sad to see what actual plague doctors were like

Mysterious, Sleek, Smooth. You’d wear this to both a fancy ballroom party and a night at the closest bar.

Nasty sewer boy, gross child

Reblogs if you think the girl in the second picture is just as beautiful as the one in the first

webkitten:

discord (while loading): YOU,… are a GAMER

me, tears glistening in my eyes: th-thank you…